Oh, "Top Chef." I wish you wouldn't worry so much. I'm not breaking up with you. But when you try so hard to be new and fresh, it makes me aware that our relationship has gotten a little stale. It's true; I don't always see the reality TV competition show I fell in love with. I do appreciate all the effort, I do. But I hate to see you exhausting yourself (and the poor chefs on the show) for so little reward. Can't you just be yourself? And if you suddenly discover there's some side of you you haven't been able to explore, I'll support that. I will. But please, put down the tin foil before one of us gets hurt.
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Here's a fact of which not all awards-watchers are entirely aware: Michael Haneke hasn't won an Oscar. Neither has Francois Truffaut, nor Luis Bunuel. Pedro Almodovar has one for writing, but that's it. Ang Lee has two for directing, but nothing for “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.” And Ingmar Bergman, Federico Fellini and Akira Kurosawa each won honorary Oscars, but no competitive ones between them.
At this point, some of you might be crying foul. You expressly remember Haneke accepting his Oscar only a few months ago. You've definitely seen Almodovar give two acceptance speeches. And you know your Oscar history: Fellini has four of the damn things. What gives?
I was having a conversation with one of my co-workers about "American Horror Story" the other day. He hadn't seen much of the series, but what he had seen he had hated with a white hot passion. At the other end of the spectrum, another one of my co-workers wouldn't miss an episode (well, not without setting her DVR). I can understand both of their perspectives. "American Horror Story" is an acquired taste, and it requires a willingness to jump on the crazy train and hang on tightly. Once you've made that commitment and squeeze your eyes shut to block out some of the leaps in logic, on-the-nose dialogue and just plain batcrap insanity, it's a really fun ride. Unfortunately, this season has required more of a blind eye than usual.
Jimmy Kimmel apologizes to protesters in front of his studio
"If I upset you, I'm very, very sorry. I did not mean to upset you," Kimmel said today in front of his Hollywood Blvd theater. Protesters carrying "Fire Jimmy Kimmel" signs are still upset over his airing of a kid saying "kill everyone in China" two weeks ago, even after ABC's apology.
Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst is developing a CW drama based on his rise to fame
"The Noise" will be Durst's 2nd attempt at making a TV show based on his life. Durst worked on "Douchebag" for CBS two years ago, about a rock star trying to juggle his family and wild side.
Peter Facinelli will play Whitey Bulger's enforcer in a Fox limited series
"Street Soldier" tells the story of Eddie MacKenzie, a boxer who served Bulger.
"American Idol" teases Season 13
Watch the promo from tonight's World Series game.
How MSNBC will cover the Nov. 22 JFK assassination 50th anniversary
There will be two hours of Chris Matthews, plus Al Sharpton's "50 Years of Guns" and Alec Baldwin will explore the mystery of Kennedy's death.
Fox creates printable Halloween masks from your favorite shows
Put on a Jess from "New Girl" mask, or one of "Family Guy's" Stewie.
Omarosa and Bethenny yell at each other
The two reality stars battled it out today on Bethenny Frankel's talk show, where Omarosa said: "It's different for you and I. I am an African-American woman. You get to walk around and be mediocre and you still get rewarded with things."
"Family Guy" unveils its own British royal family portrait
Featuring Prince George.
Tips for "Scandal": How other shows handled unexpected pregnancies
"How I Met Your Mother," "Sex and the City," "Mad Men" and "Grey's Anatomy" have been through this before. PLUS: Who should be the "Scandal" baby daddy?
Subway Sandwiches has seeped its way into many TV shows
From "Nashville" to "Chuck" to "Community," Subway has become a TV show product placement fixture over the past six years.
Jason Schwartzman calls "SNL's" Wes Anderson parody a career "definer"
"I loved it! It made me so happy," he says. "I can't express to you how much it meant to me."
"It's Always Sunny" tackles "Lethal Weapon 6"
The "Sunny" gang makes a sequel.
PBS will repeat its "American Masters" on Lou Reed
Check your local listings for airings over the next week.
Alexa Vega joins "The Tomorrow People"
The former "Spy Kid" will play Robbie Amell's rival.
Have supernatural shows made TV deaths boring when death isn't final?
On shows like "Ravenswood" and "The Vampire Diaries," death is temporary.
Denver Broncos get a special visit from "Tim Riggins"
Taylor Kitsch visited the team and showed them his new movie.
Scott Foley wouldn't have been able to handle "Felicity" fame in a Twitter world
Noel and Ben fans would've been "rabid" if Twitter existed when "Felicity" was on, he says. Back then, he says, he was "substantially more fragile... You know, now I just find them humorous, but I think back then I would have been devastated."
T-Bone Burnett on "Nashville": "It was a knockdown, bloody, drag-out fight, every episode"
The musician, whose wife created the ABC drama, had to quit because he didn't like the way his wife was treated.
Watch Amy Poehler & Will Ferrell making out as Conan sketch players 16 years ago
Ferrell was just beginning his "SNL" stint when he made an appearance on "Late Night" not as a guest, but as a sketch performer. The bit was written by Adam McKay, who would go on to collaborate with Ferrell on "Anchorman" and many of his other hits.
Was Meredith Vieira drunk tweeting?
It appears so, but Vieria insists she was not drunk.
"The Crazy Ones" casts Missi Pyle and Kurt Fuller
Pyle will play a Nancy Grace-type reporter.
How do the "How I Met Your Mother" creators plan to follow up a season misguidedly set entirely at Robin and Barney's wedding weekend? Reportedly, with a "HIMYM" spin-off.
According to Deadline, "HIMYM" creators Carter Bays and Craig Thomas are collaborating with Emily Spivey ("Up All Night" creator and "Parks and Rec" alum) for a spin-off that, if picked up, would be titled... wait for it... "How I Met Your Father."
Nick Kroll, the comedian and "Kroll Show" star, will host IFP's Gotham Independent Film Awards on Monday, Dec. 2 at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City.
Women continue to rule on the Billboard Hot 100 again this week as Lorde’s “Royals” spends its fifth week at No. 1, Katy Perry’s “Roar” logs another week at No. 3 and Miley Cyrus’s “Wrecking Ball” holds at No. 3.
This marks the seventh straight week that the women have held the top 3 positions (in different permutations), according to Billboard.
Things remain static in the rest of the Top 5, as Avicii’s “Wake Me Up!” remains at No. 4 and Drake’s “Hold On, We’re Going Home” (featuring Majid Jordan) hangs at No. 5 on the Billboard Hot 100, while topping Billboard’s Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs & R&B Songs for a fifth week.
The lower half of the top 10 gets some new blood as OneRepublic’s “Counting Stars” soars 15-8, perhaps bolstered by frontman Ryan Tedder’s appearance on “The Voice” as a guest mentor. And just in time for Halloween, Imagine Dragons’ “Demons” makes its move into the Top 10, gaining three spots to No. 9.
Rounding out the top 10 are Jay Z’s “Holy Grail” (featuring Justin Timberlake) at No. 6 and Lady Gaga’s “Applause” at No. 7: both titles rise two spots from last week’s positions, but have yet to surpass their peaks at No. 4. In other Gaga news, her duet with R. Kelly, “Do What U Want” bows at No. 13.
Closing out the top 10 is Ylvis’s “The Fox,” which falls No. 6 to No. 10.
Well, this isn't exactly a vote of confidence in France's submission for the Best Foreign Language Film Oscar. Eyebrows were raised when Gilles Bourdos' attractive but not notably acclaimed period biopic "Renoir" was selected to represent the country at the Academy Awards, and those same skeptics will feel vindicated by today's shortlist for the most prestigious individual award in French cinema, the Louis Delluc Prize: eight films have been nominated, and "Renoir" is not among them.
Richard Curtis has made a career for himself by writing about love. Seems like a fairly simple topic at first glance, and one could argue that he created an entire subgenre of what could be broadly described as "the Working Title rom-com." His voice has been a major part of the comedy landscape for much longer than fans of just his films realize, and to some extent, you can divide his career into everything before "Four Weddings And A Funeral" and everything afterwards.
With his new film, "About Time," he seems to be wrapping things up, and it's a little disconcerting to see how final it feels. Many of the ideas he's tackled in his work over the years are present in "About Time," and it feels like he's grappling with his own legacy in the film. He's also doing it without the sort of star power that has driven some of his biggest successes, and I suspect the movie will surprise many audiences, and not always in the right way. Last night, as I was leaving my screening, a couple was walking through the Arclight behind me and the woman was complaining non-stop that this isn't some broad comedy about Rachel McAdams trying on hats and getting herself a man. She seemed almost offended that the film grapples with notions of family and mortality and the way we use time and how we prioritize the people and the events in our lives. It was a much heavier meal than she expected, and it obviously upset her.
CBS wants to spin off "How I Met Your Mother" with "How I Met Your Father"
The spinoff would feature a female spin on the "HIMYM" theme, with a whole new group of friends and a female version of Ted who's looking for her future husband. The spinoff may also re-use MacLaren’s Pub with the new friends appearing later in "HIMYM's" final season..
"The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" is set to bring back the bitchiness (season premiere Mon. Nov. 4 at 8:00 p.m.), and this season fresh meat is being added to the mix: new Housewives Carlton Gebbia and Joyce Giraud are joining the cast. But no matter how many seasons of the show these lovely ladies have watched, no matter how well they've prepared for this new adventure, they may rightfully feel they've been run over by a truck (filming began this summer). Thankfully, we're here to help.