Last week was all about Brandi, the feisty new addition to the housewives. This week is apparently all about Dana, who almost makes Brandi look classy in comparison. Not possible? Oh, sadly, it is.
Kyle and Taylor go to Dana's for lunch. Dana answers the door dressed like Porn Star Vegas Barbie (if Mattel hasn't made it yet, give it time). But wait! She's trying on WEDDING DRESSES. Yes, Dana is apparently considering dressing like a high-priced Vegas hooker for her wedding. If we haven't already guessed it, Dana is all class. Kyle, of course, has guessed it. "There are two boobs and a tiara staring me in the face," she later says with exactly the right amount of bemused disgust.